Feb 21, 2010

Pass this sms to 10 people and see what happens



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Hi! I am Hamza, your very own friend. I lost my new NON-DUST eraser with cover. The eraser costs Rs.3. If you forward this message I'll get 1 paise from all the networks. If you have heart and brain and lungs and whatever please forward to atleast 99 people.
Please dont neglect otherwise my mom will scold me..!!!
Please help..
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Issued in public interest by me to tell people stop passing such nonsense and idiotic messages on the name of Gods and parents. Like:- "Forward to 10 people otherwise bad luck follows for 10 years or  like that" because these are making real fun of our faith. Luck does not change by sending sms, it changes with hardword and dedication.
Don't be too suave that you get such sms and trust what it say and start sending it as soon as possible. And regarding this "1 paise per sms" sms, so friends- no mobile network has such technology that it can possibly trace how many people you send this message.
Thanks

Feb 8, 2010

Only 1411 Tigers left in India.
Will we or our future generation see this beautiful animal only in pages where the word extinct is being prefixed before the word TIGER?
Can't we do anything.... anything??
It is already verboten to kill this animal, but some wicked people don't understand their duty towards their nation.
So, friends pass this message to your friends, colleagues, family members, etc through sms, blog, e-mail, etc
Join a cause. Work for your nation and save this animal by doing your duty and don't just exist in this world, do something to be proud of.

Thanks for reading.

Feb 7, 2010

Problems with exceeding download


There comes a couple of problem with over downloading.
An average of 2 calls per month I get from people's complaining that- I didn't use to download anything from internet and just surfed some website this month and the telephone bill says downloading exceeded. Why is so?
And this post is as per my promise to write the solution in my blog. 
So, let me tell you that if you don't have unlimited usage plan and each extra MB expand your bill then you need to be carefull.

Possible reasons:-

1) Update
a)Hidden
People's using windows don't have any idea how much each update costs them. While your PC is connected to internet windows updates automatically and update data goes to GB's depending on your OS. So, turn off the automatic update from control panel- automatic updates.

There are some other softwares which use to connect with internet while working. Like- sending an error message and then receiving error report.
For eg:- Mobile PC suite, real media player, etc.
You need to carefull and you must check programs running as tray icon's. You'd better exit it and it'll also help making you system faster and better.

b)Shown
Some softwares before updating asks us whethere update it or not and we always put it on automatic update and we have no idea how much this updates costs to you.

2)Flash contents
Any video or video we watch or listen on websites such as youtube or likewise increases our downloading limit. Always remember acccessing flash video or downloading is one and the same thing. What I meant to say is either you download or watch a flash video, data download will be same(As per my research). When you watch a video song, you download atleast 6-20MB

3)Viewing images
Every image you view increases your downloading

4)Font
Many websites arew formated with such font which are not so common and are unavailable in our system. So, to solve this problem some special coding is done. So, that it is automatically downloaded in our sytem without any prior notice.



Use a firewall software that ask you or inform you if any software tries to connect with internet. So, that you could allow or disallow it.

If you are a donwload freak and your  download limit is set by the server then you must install a software which counts the data downloaded by your system and when the download limit is exceeded, say- 1 Gb then you must be carefull before downlaoding as you have to pay for it.


I'll write more on this topic, when I get time.
Some previous posts are updated.

Feb 4, 2010

What is love.

I was just wondering, when do you feel that intense love which you desire all time.

Love is when my Mother
asks- What do you want in dineer.

Love is when my Father
says- Take as much as you need for this.

Love is when  Bhabhi
says-"heyy dude I've seen an item for you"

Love was when my Sister(while doing my work)
Used to Say-"jab meri shadi ho jayegi, fir kaun karega kaam tumhara?"

Love is when my Brother
Says-"Chhor yaar chal na kuchh khane chalte he"

Love is when my Best friend
says- "I always miss you yaar."

Love is when  my Cousin
asks-"Bol chalta he mere saath"
say-"bohot complain aa rahi he teri"

Love is when your girlfriend
hugs you without any reason and say- "You are an idiot, but I love this idiot."

Love is when my friend
calls and say-"sale kabhi toh call kar liya kar, hamesha me hi karu kiya?"

Love is when my Sir
says-"Haan! ab Hamza samjhayega sabko"

Love is when Janab
says-"Hamza ko samajh me aa gaya toh matlab sabko samajh me aa gaya"

Love is when Miya sahab
says-"Hamza babu I need this software"

Love was when my Dada ji(Grand Father)
Used to ask "padhayi kar raha he tu achchhe se?"

Love is when my chachi
says-"aur tour kaisa raha, maza aaya?"

Love is when my chacha
says-"kabhi aa bhi jaya kar ghar par"

Love is when my Badi mummy
says-"fir bhi problem ho toh bata dena"

Love is when my Nephew 
says- "ghumane le jana!"

Love is when my Student
says- "aaj sahi ne nahi kar pa raha, agar bike fir se slip ho gaya toh please daanta mat"

Love is when  my friend

asks-"kaha tha yaar, me tujhe hi yaad kar raha tha"

Love is when my friend(living far away)
asks- "is it still paining, where it hurt?"

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That is what we call love.
I am very lucky that I got such a nice people around me. I love you all, who made my life.